Mayday, Mayday

One of our nurses had to call a physician early this morning. Oddly enough, this particular physician's husband is a doctor as well--plastic surgery. After finding this out, the nurse had a very interesting comment. "Well if I had known that--Mayday Mayday I'm a 32A. You're needed in Labor Hall right away!" We ALL about peed in our pants. Totally random and oh so funny!!

How to handle a horrible husband

A perfect quote from our illustrious resource, "All you need is a woodchipper and a fast moving river!" Thanks so much.

Sucker

So this morning a girl arrived back in to the halls of labor. It was her second trip in less than 12 hours. Unfortunately she's not in active labor-just miserably uncomfortable. She said she really didn't want to be here. That she just wasn't ready. Then she said she felt like if she came in, she needed to leave with something. Then the priceless coment came from her husband's mouth, "would you like a sucker". Although she just shot him a look, we all thought it was hysterical. I love my job!!

quote of the night

A girl comes in, quickly changing her cervix from 4-8-complete. Mind you she was going natural, and the baby's head was crowning--she asked for an Ibuprofen. I guess she thought that would help. Bless her heart. She did great though and had a beautiful baby. Love it when things go well.

First

First let me begin by saying this is a blog for the fun of it. I don't plan on leaving names or stories completely true. I may add or take away as to not break any HIPPA laws. I just think some times great stories get lost or forgotten and this is a place for me to remember them.

My most favorite comment in the last few months:

"She said her back went numb when I touched it. Imagine what would happen if I touched her a**" Absolutely priceless and so VERY random.

Too funny!!!